Early access: First 100 users get lifetime pricing locked in at $12/mo
Your fitness coach lives in your text messages. Remembers what you ate, your workouts, and what's moving the needle for you.
14 days free. No card required. Cancel anytime.
"Down 4 lbs in 3 weeks and I actually stuck with it this time. I've tried MyFitnessPal three times and always quit. Texting is the difference."
Jake M.
Fat loss · 4 weeks in
Most people don't need another meal plan or a fancier app. They need accountability that doesn't feel like homework. Threwline gives you a coach that's always available, always remembers your history, and never judges — all through a conversation you're already having on your phone.
"Chicken wrap and a shake." That's it. We parse the macros, log it, update your daily totals. No searching a database of 12 kinds of rice.
Every meal, every weigh-in, every conversation. It knows your patterns, your shortcuts, your weak spots. Context that builds over weeks, not resets every session.
Drifting off track? Your coach notices and checks in. Hit a PR? It celebrates. You don't have to remember to open anything.
Your stats, your targets, what you're working toward.
Pick your channel. That's your coach — always there.
Log meals, check progress, get advice. Your dashboard updates in real time.
MyFitnessPal, Noom, MacroFactor — they all need you to live inside their app. Threwline meets you in a conversation you're already having.
Logging a meal
Open app → search food → pick serving size → adjust grams → save
"chicken wrap with rice" → done
Checking progress
Open app → navigate to reports → scroll through charts
"how am I doing this week?" → instant summary with context
Getting advice
Google it, ask ChatGPT (no context), or pay $150/mo for a human coach
Your coach already knows your history, patterns, and goals
Every message you send updates your progress in real time. Macro rings, weight trends, calorie charts, training heatmaps — all automatic.
"I built Threwline because I was tired of my own system — spreadsheets, ChatGPT with no memory, apps I'd forget to open. This is the tool I wanted: a coach that just lives in my texts and actually knows my history."
— Andrew, founder
14-day free trial. No card required to start.Pick a plan when you're ready to keep going.
Or skip the form — text START to +1 (512) 737-7110 and your coach kicks off right there.
For most people. Plenty of room to track everything you need.
after 14-day free trial
For athletes, power users, and people who live in the details.
after 14-day free trial
vs. $150+/month for a human coach